Saturday, 5 November 2011
Feeding and watering gnomes
We have been having a few issues with our current batch of gnomes. This has come as something of a surprise I must say, as gnome husbandry has never been a problem for us in the past. However, my head gnome keeper tells me that they are refusing to take their gruel, oats and cabbage water, and are protesting in their cells. One of them was reported to have groaned the word 'beer' at suppertime last night. Perhaps giving them some beer would not do any harm?