Sunday, 11 December 2011

Stanislav and Mrs Svobodova

I am pleased to formally announce that my faithful butler, Stanislav, and the vivacious widow, Mrs Svobodova, are officially a couple.

The news came out of the blue yesterday evening, and it followed the pair enjoying a few hours skating on the village pond. The butler fell through the ice at one point, but fortunately, the protracted efforts to free him from the frozen clutches of the pond did not dampen the evening.  Stanilslav's chilblains are being treated by Mrs Petrushka, who has created a foul concoction of eggs, wine and fennel root.

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